Jizzmin rice
Jizzus Fucking Christ that was a bad joke
Thank you egg_slut, very cool!
Ah, creampie with some rice.
Easiest way to make rice krispie treats, too!
Healthier than marshmallow fluff.
Tastier, too!
This thread is what the internet is for
Instructions unclear and now I have the stickiest rice I’ve ever had
Good tho
Greg Davies: “And as the sperm swim towards the eggs, it’s hard not to think that I’ve ruined this fried breakfast.”
In the oven on low for an hour
On a serious note. DO NOT iron clothes while they have cum on them. The smell is… not good.
This is a matter of opinion.
Why would you ironing a cum stained shirt?
To look good for work, obviously!
This needed to be said?
You mean everyone’s first instinct isn’t to “steam the cum away” in this situation?
I’m familiar with Fuck The Pain Away.
“Steam The Cum Away” is new to me.
It’s the less popular sequel.
My face rn:
D:
Um, yeah, that’s like cooking egg whites
Instructions accidentally unclear, pussied out of cumming on some rice.
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That’s racist!
Make sure you let it cool first.
I…I think you’re supposed to use uncooked rice for this. What you do with it afterwards is no-one’s business but you’re own.
But what if I want my sushi rice to smell after fish
