• OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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    I had a job where I was supposed to arrive at 8:00am. According to maps & normal traffic patterns, it should take me 25-30 minutes to get there from home.

    If I left home at 7:30 it would usually take me 35 minutes and I would invariably arrive at 8:05am. Late.

    No problem, leave earlier, right?

    If I left at 7:25am it would take me 40 minutes and I would arrive at 8:05am.

    If I left at 7:15am it would somehow take me 50 minutes and I would arrive 8:05am.

    If I left at 7:00am …you guessed it, it would take me 65 minutes and I would arrive 8:05am.

    It’s like I was destined to be there at 8:05am.

    Eventually I negotiated with my boss to be there at 8:30am instead. I stared leaving my house at 7:45am and I’d usually get there by 8:15am. Early!

    It was just the way the traffic worked out in my commute.

    • BooBees@fedinsfw.app
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      2 hours ago

      Distance affects your timing? Personally if mine is further away my instinct to procrastinate just gets stronger

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    10 hours ago

    “Man, I wish it wasn’t so hard to get up in the morning.”

    “Try going to bed earlier.”

    “NO!!!”

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        8 hours ago

        Stick to a consistent sleep schedule and regulate caffeine intake to less than 400mg

        But also there are people that may need medication or just simply people that can’t do anything

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                Filter coffee is around 150mg caffeine per cup.

                Espresso 80mg per shot.

                Thst should get you through the math of caffeine intake.

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                  In my experience, judging from the subjective felt effect when drinking it, the amount of caffeine in filter coffee can vary by a factor 3x depending on brewing technique. I just came back from the U.K. and the hotel breakfast coffee there did less for me in three cups than a single cup from my Fellow Aiden coffee brewer at home. I used to cold brew coffee but had to stop because the apparently higher caffeine content gave me heart problems.

    • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      9 hours ago

      I find that having a cat that religiously wakes you up somewhere between 6 and 7 every morning to be an incredibly effective bedtime retrainer. There’s only so many months you can be sleep deprived before going insane or collapsing.

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        8 hours ago

        That’s my cat now.

        But my prior cat would sleep on my chest, forcing me to be even more late.