• VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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            20 hours ago

            Holy shit you split the ocean into two? Sign me the fuck up to whatever cult you’re selling.

            • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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              18 hours ago

              Technically it was a “sea”, but I appreciate the enthusiasm. If you just sign here, we can schedule your circumcision. If you’re already circumcised, we’ll need a verification video following specific guidelines or you can visit a worship center in your local area for a personal inspection.