Technically it was a “sea”, but I appreciate the enthusiasm. If you just sign here, we can schedule your circumcision. If you’re already circumcised, we’ll need a verification video following specific guidelines or you can visit a worship center in your local area for a personal inspection.
And before technology they’d do it with an exacto knife and film negatives.
And before that, they’d whip out the paint brush
and before that just straight up lie, to your face, and keep up the con long enough to become a prophet.
“I swear bb, it’s 10” but I can’t show you right now"
Holy shit you split the ocean into two? Sign me the fuck up to whatever cult you’re selling.
Technically it was a “sea”, but I appreciate the enthusiasm. If you just sign here, we can schedule your circumcision. If you’re already circumcised, we’ll need a verification video following specific guidelines or you can visit a worship center in your local area for a personal inspection.