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Karmanopoly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

sometimes nature is a tattle tale

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sometimes nature is a tattle tale

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Karmanopoly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • Dookieman12@piefed.social
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    Also, just want to point out that the ovulation period is only 24-48 hours. Make of that what you will.

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      let girls have him fun

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        Make of that what you will.

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      Yes, but sperm live for up to five days in the female reproductive tract. With the 48 12-24 hour ovulation, the combined window is 7 days.

      Two days or seven days, your slut shaming is not necessary.

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        she fucked them both on the same day

        https://lemmy.zip/post/69962286/28352399

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          Good for her.

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        I think he was slut contextualizing

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        I’m not shaming her for being a slut, I’m shaming her for being so basic she can’t use birth control properly

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        That’s not how that math works…

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          What did they mess up? Seems like a reasonable max combining life span of sperm with ovulation period (you said the math is bad and not the biology)

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            If the sperm dies on day 5… How do the 2 ovulation days matter?

            Edit: spaced about bottom of Dad 1 4.5 or whatever days before, then the other dude at very end.

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              You can get pregnant the day after ovulation.

              Also, since there seems to be a lack of basic reproductive knowledge here, identical twins come from one egg, fraternal twins come from two eggs, which can occasionally drop on different days, further extending the fertile window.

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              Guy number 1 blows a load 5 days before day one of ovulation and guy two blows a load 48 hours after ovulation starts (tail end of the period)

              [edit] more clear language on timing of second load

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                Gotcha, yeah that makes sense. Thanks

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                  Shame that guys’ #3, 4, and 5’s loads hit a wall and withered away slowly in the dark.

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                    6&7 did anal

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        You’re the one who brought up “slut shaming”, hmmm, reach your own conclusions, friends.

        Primus~ “Make of that what you will.”

        You~ “Slut”. You made it slut. Only you.

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          Are you unfamiliar with the concept of an implication? Within the common cultural context of the English speaking internet, the implication of that statement is very clear. And just making that implication, is in of itself a judgement.

          For example: “you would look good in some cement shoes” without cultural context, that doesn’t imply very much. With the cultural context/understanding that many of us have, that’s a death threat.

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          🤨

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      deleted by creator

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      DVP creampies, obviously.

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      At least the orgy must have been fun

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      Choo choo?

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      sperm can live longer

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      Hoes be hoein

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        Yeah he does

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