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Agent641@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

I got your 6-7 right here, kids!

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I got your 6-7 right here, kids!

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Agent641@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    God: is all loving

    Creates an extinction event because he’s in bad mood

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      “AH CRAP, FUCKED THIS WHOLE RUN UP, TIME TO RESTART THE SIM. FUUUUUUU”

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        Except we’re stuck in the one more turn endgame and things are getting weird

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          “Getting”?

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        He’s still refining his prompts

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      “But he loves you.”

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      Who amongst us hasn’t woken up hangry and done some light genociding before breakfast

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          no ads pls
          ty

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          You could have easily cropped out the snickers part. Corpo plugs aren’t really welcome here.

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            crop the snickers part, you got it

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              oh we’ve got an edgy one here

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                some of these folks take themselves and their shitpost commenting too seriously

                i have so many edges that im impractical to sharpen

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                  true that, but you still could take out the corporate logo since it just annoys people here

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                    but as previously noted I am a consumer whore!

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        Those flies totally had it coming!

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      Haven’t you ever played the sims?

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      Except to Job, he for whatever reason hated that guy and loved to torment him.

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        A lot of people have jobs they hate

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          God predicted capitalism

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      “bad mood”

      Genesis 6:5 Then God, seeing that the wickedness of men was great upon the earth and that every thought of their heart was intent upon evil at all times,

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        Also god ‘hell yeah chosen people, go murder them rats with no concern, strip down their girls and fuck em in the pussy holes!’

        Only the shittiest of carpenters blames the tools he made himself, for his own embarrassment.

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        Flooding the earth was the best he could come up with? He’s supposed to be all knowing and all powerful. He could’ve worked something out without resorting to genocide.

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          But why would he do that, it’s often easier to start from scratch than fix something broken.

          It’s not much different than starting a new game of SIMS and deleting your old characters.

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            If you’re omniscient, all-knowing, and all powerful, does the concept of what’s “easier” even matter?

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              God just might be lazy.

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                That’s an interesting point, I always assumed that omnipotence meant everything would be trivialy easy, but I suppose that might not be true. It would explain why he decided a flood would be the easiest ‘reset button’, but even if that’s the case it really calls into question his omniscience

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