If the bandmate in front of you falls, pick up his clarinet and keep playing.
Buddy approves
This is my clarinet. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
There are many like it, but this one is constantly out of tune.
Do any of you ever wonder where this guy is today?
Out getting pussy/dick, driving sports cars and drinking brews.
He’s probably the conductor of the boston philharmonic.
Or he works at Wendy’s.
It’s a rich tapestry.
Or both!
The only reason I need a clarinet is so you can hear the noises in my head too.
I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
Makes me wonder what other fantastic memes have been lost to time
“You do not learn to play an instrument, you learn to become an instrument” - Idk, some wise musician probably
[Practice until your instrument feels like an extension of your mind and body] is how I always heard it
I blow you long time.
Sucky sucky and a pushy.
One time at band camp…
