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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · il y a 9 heures

*landbastard intensifies at the right of replacing a 2 dollar light switch".

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*landbastard intensifies at the right of replacing a 2 dollar light switch".

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · il y a 9 heures
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  • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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    il y a 11 minutes

    Yeah, you’re renting, but that doesn’t mean you can just live in it.

  • Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works
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    il y a 58 minutes

    Yeah, hi, um… Fuckface McParasite… You have literally zero fucking say over what people do in their home you fucking moron. If that means your precious fucking lightswitches wear out faster, too bad, so sad.

  • TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world
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    il y a 1 heure

    Says the man who fixes every problem with white paint.

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    il y a 3 heures

    So you rent an apartment, but are only allowed to be there a certain amount of hours per day? What’s next, every 5min you have to listen to ads? Only allowed to use the toilet 3 times a day, otherwise the toilet door hinges will wear too fast?

  • zarathustrad@lemmy.world
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    il y a 4 heures

    So, we get rent discounts for going on vacation then right?

    • SchadeMarmelade@feddit.org
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      il y a 3 heures

      Hahaha

  • slacktoid@lemmy.ml
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    il y a 4 heures

    Let me play a dirge using the worlds smallest violin

  • klep@lemmy.ml
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    il y a 4 heures

    Dead Kennedys had a solution

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    il y a 6 heures

    If I’m paying rent, I’ll be in the unit as often as I damn well please. Simple as.

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    Damn, poor landlord will have to spend a little bit more of my fucking money to fix it.

    • mrmacduggan@lemmy.ml
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      il y a 6 heures

      Yeah. When they complain I always want to ask them “Really? What did you do with the last $2,000 I gave you?” like a disappointed father.

  • ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world
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    il y a 5 heures

    Just to check, this isn’t someone pretending to be a poor landlord complaining about themselves being at home all day?

  • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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    il y a 7 heures

    So much woe is me with these fuckers. If it’s so terrible being a landlord then sell up and get a job.

  • velma@sh.itjust.works
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    il y a 8 heures

    A landlord complaining about having to do their job? Shocked

    • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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      il y a 7 heures

      Landlords just don’t want to work anynore

    • mushroommunk@lemmy.today
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      il y a 8 heures

      Based on every landlord I’ve seen, they’re complaining about not doing their job twice as much

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      il y a 7 heures

      In the most charitable interpretation, the rent price only barely covers the wear and tear without wfh, but we all know that’s not true.

  • Magister@lemmy.world
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    il y a 6 heures

    Isn’t a light switch 99¢ or less especially if you buy a pack of 10 ? This does not justify a $200/month increase if you WFH like I saw in an ad. I wasn’t sure it was a joke or not

    • 4am@lemmy.zip
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      A decent switch will run you about $2.48USD. Not sure about contractor packs but I’m sure it’s cheaper. Your point still stands.

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        il y a 1 heure

        As if a landlord would ever buy a decent switch and not the absolute cheapest one

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    il y a 7 heures

    You can live in the home you pay rent for, but only during certain hours.

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    il y a 6 heures

    Just wait until I get my package of live termites in the mail! I ordered it off of amazon while I was working from home!

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