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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 hours ago

My wife would still say its not clean enough

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My wife would still say its not clean enough

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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 hours ago
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  • Zier@fedia.io
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    The neighbor is having another angry roomba party.

  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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    How does a picture like this come into existence?

    Does 1 person own so many roombas? Do you borrow some from your friends? How do you explain “hey, can I borrow a roomba?”

    • dev_null@lemmy.ml
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      Could be a reviewer or reseller.

    • aliceitc@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      They don’t know that you can recharge them, so every time the battery empties they buy another one

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        Recharge? Like electricity? Everyone knows roombas live off of the dust they eat

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    Are breeding them?

  • No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org
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    I mean; it isn’t. Look at all the roombas lying on the floor

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      Actually!!

      The litter of roombas is rather untidy but assuming they are themselves clean (taken out of the box just for this skit) then the room is not unclean because of their chaos.

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    Help is available. OCD is not cute. Seek therapy.

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    Is this whare they come from? I should get into breeding

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    The perfect picture of the roomba ranch

  • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    Crazy roomba person.

  • gray@lemmy.ml
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    Did you mop?

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      Some robot vacuums have mops built into them.

      Actually, some non robot ones as well.

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