You on the DPH?
Quit your job, enjoy your time, the end is near
That’s a common blue footed Shinigami, there should be a bird journal somewhere near it. Try writing the names of your favorite conservative politicians in it!
Sleep paralysis friend
That’s just a pigeon. Don’t worry about it.
Damn woodpeckers
Mothman
Find any cool notebooks laying around recently?
Might I suggest practicing writing letters to your government officials in it, it’s good to know how to write their names. Just practice your penmanship, and think of their faces while writing the names.
Start from the top down. It’ll be fun!
And leave some apples lying around for the critter he might approach you if you’re lucky!
So that’s what happened to Lindsay Graham and Mitch McConnell
That’s just an ordinary utility pole. Are you feeling all right, OP? Got a fever or anything?
Try feeding it some apples.
Fucking hell why do I see this right before I go to sleep. Goddammit.
Thats just a sleep paralisis demon. If you give him a blowjob, he’ll fall in love with you. Then he’ll be YOUR sleep paralisis demon! Isn’t that nice?
I don’t see anything, but if you picked up a black notebook off the ground recently, feel free to throw my name in there. DM for my headshots
