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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today
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    Proper heron training would teach you never to point a loaded heron at anyone.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    Oh man those guys can be nasty.

    One time a blue heron bit my dick.

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      No further questions your honor.

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        Overruled. Next question.

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          Straight to jail.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Did you instruct it to do so?

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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        It’s a long story.

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          I have time. Just let me get some popcorn first

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      Is that how you fix blue balls?

    • lolrightythen@lemmy.world
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      Laying pipette? Jk

  • J92@lemmy.world
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    I knew a guy that bought a kookaburra from a source somewhere in the UK. He had asked the guy if it was imprinted, trained, or interacted actively with people before his ownership, and the, what I assume was probably breeder, told him that the bird was docile and trained.

    Went to get it out of the box and it just stuck his beak right into his gut.

    Knowing the guy, he probably laughed as it happened. Completely unflappable individual.

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    I love it they just chopped off a piece of pipe insulation. Clever use of cheap materials that.

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    Word of warning, you should still wear hearing protection even if your heron is suppressed.

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    Imagine getting heroned and not even hearing it.

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Texas gun shops really do carry everything

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    Dude, is that 3D printed? That’s illegal in California. Specially if you do it as a favor for an ex-con.

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    Buying heron on the internet and I don’t even need crypto.

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    Beautiful birds.

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