damn. i wish they had this 30 years ago.
That shit’s handy cause you don’t have to wait hours and hours for a surgery to finish, you can go do other things. But also my POS husband went and did meth and had sex with some guy while I was on the table. So yeah it’s not going great here. What were we talking about?
Yeah, I really wish this was a thing when my wife was in the hospital after her strokes and having multiple surgeries.
Not that I would have used the time to smoke meth and have sex with some guy.
But you could.
No, I couldn’t.
Yeah, i remember shortly after i got married i had a sex dream about someone other than my wife, and i spent the entire dream worrying about my wife and how this stupid action i was taking was going to hurt her. then fortunately i woke up.
to some of us (and i’m including you in this noodles, it sounds like you), cheating is utterly repulsive.
I’m sorry about your POS husband. we always just went and got brunch. because brunch is the meal of joy, and we needed joy while we were waiting and stressing about a loved one in surgery.
Wow, that is a beyond fucked up thing to do. What a piece of shit.
If he had a tracker it would’ve solved everything.
someone put a chip in his knee
¯\(ツ)/¯
It’s not a tracking chip. These are updated from the EHR or ADT system the hospital uses. Someone is manually charting or hitting a button of the wall of the OR.
I’m an Epic EMR analyst, in Epic these are called “case tracking events” and they’re updated automatically as nurses chart the patient in preprocedure, in room, in recovery, etc.
Unless bed board fucked up and didn’t input an attending in which case the patient is staring at me while I click around for 15 minutes Lille a dumbass while yelling around the corner at my coworker to try calling them for a fifth time.
Is it a comically-oversized red button like Mad Money that plays a sound effect when you slap it?
We all are pizza in this society we live in.
You know what I find interesting about the quality check step? They’re never sending it backwards for failing the check, are they?
What’s top surgery
In addition to what the other person said, trans top surgery is actually a small minority. The majority of top surgeries are fat men getting a breast reduction and women getting bigger boobs than the ones they already have.
Surgery for trans people to make the chest more masculine or feminine.
+/- booba
30 minutes, or it’s free.
