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Have you ever seen the play Urinetown?
This is the plot. Literally.
Why on earth is there a gemini watermark on this?
Because it’s slop.
Thanks for giving them an idea
Utility bills are already a thing
I wouldn’t consider a toiled a utility service that is delivered to your home. Opening a toilet seat is not a utility that is delivered to my home, it’s just a money grab.
shitting is free, flushing isn’t
2048 and this guy has running water? Fake news!
You want people shitting in the streets? Because that’s how you get people shitting in the streets.
Mailing turds to ToiletTech’s CEO
It’s ok, just download the app and watch 15 ads for one flush.
I shit in Pirate Bay. Check and mate.
You already have a toilet subscription, it’s called your water bill.
But what about second subscription. Don’t you care about the share holders?
I already have second subscription, it’s the sewer bill. Should I consider getting third subscription?
Do it for the shareholders friend! And maybe even a 4th if 5th subscription! With overage fees and junk charges!
Look I’m not going to do that but if you were to sell subscription toilets well under market rates for a long time using investor funds until you run normal toilet manufacturers out of business I’m not sure I’d have a choice.
You don’t see the potential. Imagine what we can achieve once every toilet is connected to the cloud!
Wut? you guys don’t use Copilot to shit yet? Are you stupid?
It’s one of the more useful features of it.
We could optimize performance so that every flush is catered to your needs!
Without AI flush your pipes will break bro
Competitive shitting. Had this idea 5 years ago when we were debating toilet upgrades for some reason.
Also, rent.
I also pay specific sewage tax, which is legally required for anyone with a sewage connection to their home (where I live). And for people who don’t, they probably have some kind of septic system where they pay for the materials and personnel to upkeep that.
We have a sewer bill and it’s higher than the water bill.
Well… Clean water came in, shitty water left.
They should be paying you then, cause you added value!
Isn’t it proportional to water consumed? Kinda makes sense
I believe it also includes our trash.
Do you throw your trash down the toilet or what. How are Americans still alive
Through a complex system of misery.
Bathroom water handling fee.
Yeah no shit breaking things and hacking things might become some of the most useful skills in the future
Wait till these children learn that their toilet is subscription model indeed
Utility bills are already a thing
Can’t believe we’ve been shitting for free all this time.
Utility bills are already a thing
Check out moneybags over here with his free shit.
Sink is right there, what’s the problem?
Monster diarrhea.
Even better, goes down with way less stirring.
Less than the normal amount of stirring.
Pro tip: if you want to avoid stinky fingers, take the toothbrush of your roomie 💖
Sounds like you are speaking from experience
Sink subscription.
You sprung for the platinum deluxe tier?
2048 you say? That’s being optimistic!
