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Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago

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Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago
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  • Lexam@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    You already have a toilet subscription, it’s called your water bill.

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      But what about second subscription. Don’t you care about the share holders?

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        I already have second subscription, it’s the sewer bill. Should I consider getting third subscription?

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          Do it for the shareholders friend! And maybe even a 4th if 5th subscription! With overage fees and junk charges!

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            Look I’m not going to do that but if you were to sell subscription toilets well under market rates for a long time using investor funds until you run normal toilet manufacturers out of business I’m not sure I’d have a choice.

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      You don’t see the potential. Imagine what we can achieve once every toilet is connected to the cloud!

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        5 hours ago

        Wut? you guys don’t use Copilot to shit yet? Are you stupid?

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          This is stirring a memory. I swear there was some kids film or show where a toilet spoke, something like “thank you for flushing away your poop.”

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          It’s one of the more useful features of it.

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        We could optimize performance so that every flush is catered to your needs!

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        7 hours ago

        Without AI flush your pipes will break bro

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        Competitive shitting. Had this idea 5 years ago when we were debating toilet upgrades for some reason.

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      Also, rent.

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      I also pay specific sewage tax, which is legally required for anyone with a sewage connection to their home (where I live). And for people who don’t, they probably have some kind of septic system where they pay for the materials and personnel to upkeep that.

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        We have a sewer bill and it’s higher than the water bill.

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          Well… Clean water came in, shitty water left.

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            They should be paying you then, cause you added value!

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          Isn’t it proportional to water consumed? Kinda makes sense

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            that’s how it works here, based on your metered water usage (and you can’t have your own well for water)

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            I believe it also includes our trash.

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              Do you throw your trash down the toilet or what. How are Americans still alive

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                Through a complex system of misery.

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      Bathroom water handling fee.

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