I don’t know how it is now with Grindr being a thing, but i remember the Craigslist classifieds being full of married men (dads) looking for fellow dads as fishing/camping/exercise buddies that were interested in fucking from time to time. Yeah, it was horny, but I also found it as a sign that many dads are desperately lonely and isolated. I was a bit too young at the time, but today I’d be down. Maybe poker (or D&D) night with the boys that ends in a fun orgy?

Inside the card: $100 a week buys my silence. Tick tock, pops.

Happy pride!🏳️‍🌈

Happy pride to your dad

As a matter of fact…

I also choose this guy’s dad.

You forgot to say away again

I can hear that card being read in Sandra Bullock’s voice