For England:
- alright mate
- calm down
- are you havin’ a laugh?
- u wot?
- listen, knobhead
- u fuckin’ wot mate?
Are you havin a laugh is criminally underrated
Lol. This isn’t white people, it’s old people.
Alright bucko
Oh my stars and garters
What about “hey! Fucko!” I’ve never heard anyone say that. So far.
usually the bullet hits you before you can hear it
You forgot Bless your heart.
Bless your hearrrrtt.
By the time I got to 3, I started having anxious sweats. You know the kind, they smell kinda tart. Don’t like it. No, sir. Staying at 3.
Said by a man called Clem.
Someone calls me buddy we’re throwing hands.
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Excellent example of racial vs racist humor. Thank you.
I’m not your buddy, guy.
I aint your guy, pal
I’m not your pal, friend.
I’m not your friend, chum.
I’m not your chum, mate.
I ain’t your friend, acquaintance
We ain’t acquaintances, bro
Bro! You fuck!
You’re goddamn right I do
TIL white people only exist in Midwest US.
Correct
This isn’t even Midwestern, it’s like Wisconsin and Minnesota.
As a Kansan I hear about half of these regularly.
Correct
0.5: Alright, look here, you little shit
0.1: Listen up, chucklefuck
0.08: Them’s fightin’ words
Better to just say Midwestern.
Also, White folks around here, 1) is firing a semi-automatic into your home or car. We have a lot of meth heads…
Level 1 where you live is them shooting semi automatics at your house and car?
I’m scared to ask what level 2 through 6 are
According this list: I’m not white
Correct
Where’s the classic “Why I oughtta”?
