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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago

Stay chill, no matter what

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Stay chill, no matter what

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago
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  • PodPerson@lemmy.zip
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    https://i.imgflip.com/av0t39.jpg

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    It’s pretty awesome they get that. In America we make the kids bring everything themselves to school and pay for it all on their own. Not even a mention of toys or candy lol

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    receiving toys and candy in the mix makes “here’s your notebook and pen, get to work” a bit less sad

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    Slightly higher resolution: https://i0.wp.com/ivo-hennemann-grundschule.de/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Frauendorf_0012_komp.jpg

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    I heard they have to smoke the whole thing or they are denied schooling.

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    Most of them don’t look too happy about this.

    But those German cone joints were always funny to me. They would mix hash with tobacco, and sometimes even use a little filter.

    Where I’m from, we just rolled joints like cigarettes, and with actual weed.

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      Spliffs (weed+tobacco in a joint) is pretty standard in Europe from what I understand.

      However, “cones” like that shape aren’t only used for spliffs, people roll normal joints with them too

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      🫪

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    I got my first Ninja Turtle (Leonardo) from mine. Can’t remember what else was in there.

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    For those that are curious, it is a cone full of candies and treats

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      WTF, mine only had school supplies. I feel robbed 30 years ago.

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      not only candies. Often there are also shool supplies and gifts (i got an ugly puppet)

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        We just gave our kids candies but the cone was like 8 inch long max.

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        How does the puppet feel when you call it that?

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          dont know, im not a puppet whisperer
          But she still got included when playinf with figures
          She often got powerful characters because of the size difference to cars and lego and playmobil and whatever else

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        Wow congrats

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        shool supplies and gifts

        We don’t have that tradition so I get chills at the month of hyperactivity and bad teeth I can imagine. Especially if that cone is 100% candy.

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          often the lower half is almost empty (especcially with premade ones because money) because they throw in packages rather than individual candies and they get stuck halfway in. I think its also often that they insert stuff very unsorted so it seems more filled than it is (for bragging)

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      edibles

      • BCsven@lemmy.ca
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        Well done

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      Thinking back, trading that cone for 12+ years of a joy in life was a bad deal. It’s a trap.

      Hey you wanna those candies? Just gotta go into that building and sit still for 8 hours just to sit still at home for some more.

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      And candy isn’t broccoli, either.

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        greta reference and also very true

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      Wow who’s eating all that? It’s a huge amount.

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        When my kids went it was a small cone of loose candies. And addition of DoubleSalt Licorice in the old days.

        Somebody mentioned there are now toys or other packaged items inside. And a lot of empty space due to she ahrink - flation. Large cone, less stuff.

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        That’s like a fifth of what we caught every year during carnival parades

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    It’s even the same word in German.
    They’re called Schultüte.
    Schule = school
    Tüte = joint

    • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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      Die heißen Zuckertüten. Verflucht seist du und deine geringfügig unterschiedlichen regionalen Ausdrücke.

      This West German freak doesn’t know that they’re called “sugar joints”.

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        Huh? I am wrong the eastern part of Germany but we still call them Schultüte

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        In welcher Region in D werden die Schultüten denn Zuckertüten genannt? Klingt nach einem Marketingerfolg von Südzucker…

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        Dear Zonengabi, your words are simply wrong and insult our western ears, please stop. Thanks for understanding.

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        Right?

        It’s also super important to make sure people get the fact that they aren’t just one but two drugs!

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      Ersma ne Tüte bauen = chill

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    Yeah, the Schultüte

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    This is of course a joke, it is actually the under ten Fickmühlen icing piping championships.

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    I wonder how long a full load would last them…

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