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SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago

You just made an enemy for life.

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You just made an enemy for life.

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SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago
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  • Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Lmao I had the same the other day except it was fried chicken.

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    They’re not looking at you. They’re still looking at the food.

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    this has serious jurassic park vibes 😄

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    “What the fuck? Some kind of force field has been erected around the food!”

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    Not cruel enough, try offering a fry through the window. After failing, eat the fry then offer another one.

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      This seagull is gonna teach his kids bout you

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    Seething Seagull!

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      This is the next Ubuntu release.

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        Honesty should be.

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      My fav Mega Man boss

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        After you beat him you win a sharp beak and the ability to subsist on beach trash.

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    I would throw a fry at the window.

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    Mine?

    Fuck.

    Mine?

    Fuck.

    Mine?

    Fuck.

  • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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    That gull better be careful…!

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    Seagulls are just flying rats so who cares what they think

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    I’m honestly surprised the windshield doesn’t have a crack in it, from where seagull tried to peck.

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