If he had just one bone then we wouldn’t rattle when we walk.
Imagine thinking we could walk with just one bone.
Why do I keep seeing the stuff I see in Instagram in lemmy?
Human animal cracker
Is an osteoblast posting this? They hate constantly getting their hard work removed by osteoclasts.
Cellular biology always reminds me how crazy animals are; how much time and how many generations animals must have taken to get here. Its awesome there’s just cells that show up, get supplied everything they need and build mineral deposits. And a fully separate cell type to deconstruct those.
It’s a robust system: when a bone is fractured and not straightened before healing, it will eventually get close to the right shape.
I have one big bone right now. Hey, baby
After all, it’s not btwohundredsix.
Smooth, efficient, and most of all, calm
Well that would just be a gingerbread man.
Oh, humans can have basically one bone.
They are horrible and agonizing conditions, perhaps similar to being slowly partially or totally mummified by your own body.
Ankylosing Spondylitis, Pfeiffer Syndrome, Klippel-Feil Syndrome, etc.
Imagine your bones all fusing together. You can’t bend, or maybe walk, move your jaw, or maybe even breathe.
Why not none? Bones are a terrible affliction.
I’m having flashbacks to creationist boner dinosaurs
OP’s mom doesn’t seem to mind
bnone
You can add new bones to your body any time you please
Are you hitting on me??
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I already have boneitis. If I could just get rid of my bones…
I’m having my doctor remove mine,rather i’m trying to he’s not being very cooperative
MONOBONE
The human body evolved for resilience: having a large number of bones provides redundancy, meaning that we can break many bones and still have at least one to spare.
It’s also partially a vestigial trait, as our ancestors needed to do a lot of boning in order for the species to survive - nowadays we don’t need to replenish our numbers as much.
That explains why no one would sleep with me. It’s not me, it’s just biology.
I also vote for outside bone instead of inside bone.
Alan Dean Foster wrote a scif novel called Nor Crystal Tears that was mainly from the pov of an alien insect species. The differences were explored in body structure and culture and the confusion when they run across these weird humans with their bones on the inside… and they made obscene noises with their flapping flesh things on their head.
Evolution isn’t a democracy but sure, freedom of speech
Where would all the soft parts go?
If we had just one, it would be very hard to move.
Skill issue
Nah
