In all fairness, she practically hired herself.
This is how I lost my virginity the third time, at age 22 while still living at home at my father’s, though DXM does normally nullify sexual gratification, so I dunno what tf was in that bottle that smelled like hot rebar.
Your dad hired you a nanny when you were 22?
Fucking snitch.
In fairness it the ingredients back then were more interesting.
Honestly I don’t know why you need sugar when the other ingredients are cocaine and heroin.
These were wealthy brats. Neither heroine nor cocaine were enough for them by around age 6, only Sugar could really get them to party.
That’s the problem with drugs innit? So moreish.
I imagine that despite the medicine being awesome, those ingredients don’t taste all that great
It’s an acquired taste for sure but it tastes amazing.
“I didn’t use the cocaine to get high, I just liked the way it smelled”
“moooOOOm, I hate the heroine flavored stuff! Why can’t we get the heroine flavor like Bartholomews family?”
Or the heroine flavor like Joan of Arc?
🎶A cup full of purple drank
makes the shit go down
shit go down
makes the shit go down🎶I guess to modernize this it would be rapping to an 8 year old about sizzurp?
It’s 2026. They’re going to pick an already poorly aged, no longer relevant, and entirely age inappropriate song like WAP and you know I’m right.
I don’t know shit. It… it’s a real problem, actually.
Please know that you made me chuckle.
“If you want to touch the sky, you must be prepared to die…, yeah I hate cough syrup don’t you…”
