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minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 hours agoThis is how I lost my virginity the third time, at age 22 while still living at home at my father’s, though DXM does normally nullify sexual gratification, so I dunno what tf was in that bottle that smelled like hot rebar.
minus-squarefrostysauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 hour agoYour dad hired you a nanny when you were 22?
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 hour agoYet he won’t hire one for me now, the dick
This is how I lost my virginity the third time, at age 22 while still living at home at my father’s, though DXM does normally nullify sexual gratification, so I dunno what tf was in that bottle that smelled like hot rebar.
Your dad hired you a nanny when you were 22?
That wasn’t a nanny . . .
Yet he won’t hire one for me now, the dick