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Airplane mode
When the woman is a T-rex. Seriously, I don’t fuck them proto-birds. I ain’t a weirdo. Please be human
Now they trying to put internet in women too.
Next, they will put ads on them too!
Yo Mama so big, I lose signal when I’m inside her.
Electrolytes
Uhh… I don’t know sir.
Water mostly
A lack of connection
When you put your dipole in her faraday cage?
Sharks chewing on undersea cables?
This explains ahark week…
I generally prefer to tight internet in my woman but you do you, I guess.
Is there any other way? Ah life after kids!
Gotta get a girl who likes 568A and 568B. Maybe a little 568C if she’s feeling phreaky.
There’s a 568C?
If you have to ask, it’s not for you.
Consult with your Radio-Shack Veterinarian before the use of 568C or its variants as possible side effects may apply depending on your pre-existing conditions. Side effects include, but are not limited to: headache, nausea, high voltage surges, high current discharge of bodily fluids and possible high frequency RF, UHF, VHF or HBO. Showtime is not included in your package, mileage may vary, some restrictions may apply…
Some women are like Faraday cages.
Full of holes but won’t allow my emissions?
I want to be put in a Faraday cage by my Faraday mistress 🥺👉👈
No-Zap November
Water is a naturally good radiation shield. Humans are 80% water.
Plug her into the router?
