not autistic, just adhd and picky but oh my word that looks divine
Sample platter for a 10 year old kid. Just need some hotdogs 🌭
Sketti hoops in the bowl perfection I mean beans is superior but I don’t look a beige buffet in the mouth
I don’t know, I feel weirded out seeing someone serving that bowl without a single bit of gammon or bacon ribs on the plate. We have a few occasional customers at work who seem to subsist solely on a diet of Lucozade, sketti hoops, bacon ribs, gammon, and WKD.
Fried scrub daddies?
Yes, Scrub Daddies are made from polymerized mashed potatoes so they are delicious fried
Lol they’re actually fried mashed potatoes.
Ick, they’re all touching each other
Once you pour ketchup all over everything it doesn’t matter.
Y’know, I have a big squeeze bottle of ketchup sitting in the fridge unopened. Several times I have thought, “this dinner could use a squirt of ketchup to dip into.” But because it’s just me, and I only ever use a little squirt, I always decide it’s not worth starting the clock on that big jug. Probably silly because ketchup is famously long-lived, but better for me not to get all that sugar in my system anyway. Sometime when the kids are all home I’ll have to plan a dinner that justifies breaking the seal.
You’re over thinking it brother! Open that thing, enjoy it. It will outlive us both.
I just take little shots here and there to make sure it eventually empties in a few days
That looks absolutely delicious.
Not sure if that’s Autism or Britishness to be honest.
British tapas
Brapas
Best in the world
… Autistic people eat only fried garbage? That doesn’t seem exclusively neurodivergent to be honest. I know some have that thing about food textures, but…
It’s more the fact these processed foodstuffs are absolutely held to the same flavour and manufacturing over and over and over. It’s routine in food form
Yeah, like what? I know my veggies.
Untrue. I like certain fried garbage as comfort food when I need something to stabilize myself back to my routines, but that doesn’t mean I only eat that. I keep a varied diet with tons of veggies (those with a texture/taste I can stand, and most of them raw, I prefer their taste over the cooked ones) and I try to keep my animal consumption to a minimum.
However… That plate has a lot of interesting textures to eat (but it’s missing the mayo to dip them all, I can’t stand fried garbage without a bit of mayo).
Also, the pizza is wrong. That kind of whatever topping it has is probably going to overwrite the rest of the flavours of the pizza.
I couldn’t agree more. I love veggies
My autistic son wouldn’t eat any of those. Not even one. I wish he would.
But it looks like a sampler for just about any NT kid I’ve known.Whereas I feel called out. I eat all of these… Just not at the same time but its all my easy no effort meals. Except those waffle looking things, not sure what those are.
Just out of curiosity, what does he eat?
He eats cheese pizza only, peanut butter, cereal, sometime yogurt, hamburgers sometimes, hot dogs, ham and cheese (but often not the bread), suprisingly buttered bread, toast and mostly food that comes in bar form. Granola bars and many of the variations of those. And of course ice cream, candy, and a variety of deserts.
Also out of curiosity, what is NT?
NeuroTypical probably, at least in this context…
New Technology. Those kids run on Windows XP SP2.
Nuerotypical.
Death row last meal
Get that abomination of a waffle fry out of here. It’s kind isn’t welcome here
But they’re waffley versatile!
Some of these can burn in hell
The only vegtable is the tomato sauce on the pizza and in the spaghetti o’s. Like c’mon… Where are the fries?
Smiley fries
Those aren’t chicken?
The dinos and curved things below whats probably 2 fish sticks are likely chicken. The smile faces and letters are probably fries
Dinos could also be turkey.
Clockwise from left:
Pepperoni Pizza
(Probably) Turkey dinosaurs
Spiced curly potato chips/fries
(Maybe) Fish or chicken fingers
(Probably) chicken nuggets
Alphabites potato chips/fries
Potato waffles
Potato Smiles
Spaghetti Hoops in Tomato SauceMostly potato, therefore mostly vegetable, therefore healthy.
Technically they’re Chicken Dippers not chicken nuggets.
Birdseye Crispy Chicken Dippers?
Beige buffet
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