All babies shit themselves, and evidence suggests I was once a baby - but since I have moved on, if I were to shake hands with a shitty-handed person, I would wash my hands afterwards.

Good call. For a treat, you can then take your part-cooked potato to your local library, then wedge the potato behind a radiator for half an hour to crisp up the edges a little :)

You have to cook the potatoes or they’re poisonous, and buying and running a hob or an oven is comparatively pretty expensive in the UK. I get your point though, if you’re a bit wealthier, of course you’d be looking at potatoes or other foods - and it can get really ingredient cheap if you buy a sack of potatoes and mostly just eat potatoes :)

I think “intersect” keeps only the shared sections, so it would give you “Rick Man”, the exact opposite of what we need. We’d need an “exclusion” or an “XOR” to retain the non-shared sections.

Alan Wake is a boolean operation between Alan Rickman and Rick Wakeman

Oh, they added a “modesty Norway” to cover up that filthy border.

I wonder what the staff member who wrote this article had on their mind?

Ubisoft Guide - Kill a Boss

I’m guessing that in some region of the world, ‘lever’ and ‘never’ rhyme with one another?

The fun police have been along and removed it now.

I imagine you can get psoriasis on most skin on your body - but you can’t “catch it” from someone else, even if you did eat fried skin-flakes at a party.

… […]and yet the willingly offered menstrual black pudding and psoriasis crackling again remained untouched at the vegan dinner party.

Edit: Just realised black pudding might be a bit too regional. Black pudding (wiki link) is a “sliced blood sausage”

You only need to change a few ingredients for it to be nice.

Make it bread dough, and replace the M&Ms with small cubes of cheese.

Then replace the “Greek salad” bit with melted cheese.

It’s been on my wishlist for a while and I was hovering over buying it during this Steam sale… I might get it tomorrow.

Is the first one in the series worth playing as well?

Absolutely, I plan to :)

I’m a little shocked by how few of those I’ve even heard of

I don’t even understand how that’s possible. The Xbox might be 20 years old, but the 360 is the new one, isn’t it?

Some years back, there was a “toad trail” in Hull - one of those things where there’s 100 sculptures installed around the city, each painted by a different artist, school or group.

Anyway, the vowel shift in Hull that turns “smoke” into “smirk” gave us the joyous sentence:

“I’m off into town to go and see all the brightly coloured turds”

Blue cheese is almost entirely creamy-offwhite coloured.

You’re going to need TempleOS to clean all that up.

Creatively, yes - but physically, no.