No. He needs to take more. The amount he’s currently taking is a measly “woke-trans-vegan-lib-radical-left amount for girls”.

If he was a real man and a genius, he’d double the amount of ketamine and cocaine he takes every day.

So twice as much today, 4x as much tomorrow, 8x as much the day after…

Also getting weirdly excited by forks:
My missus in a charity shop (US: Thrift store?) or antique shop

Attempt to set the new world record!

9 Cadbury’s Cream Eggs

Obviously, they’d be in danger of learning something.

Seems like everything is these days.

The Yorkshire Pudding is taking on the role of the naan bread, therefore it’s even compatible with a portion of rice.

You can absolutely eat Chicken Tikka Masala out of a Giant Yorkshire Pudding.

I think most of the people disagreeing with the post are from the USA, which has completely different costs/taxes/prices etc.

In the UK (as the original post is), it depends where you live - our mortgage is about £350 per month (5 bed terrace), but if would have been almost £500 a month without the deposit. Rent in the area is about £600 - £1500 per month, for similar or smaller properties.

Note that this is in Northern UK, in the sort of town sometimes described as “a bit of a shithole”. I could get a train to a town an hour away and the prices would literally double - but the ratio between mortgage and rent would be pretty much the same.

Even with the cost of repairs, and a tiny bit on insurance etc, it’s a significant saving. Also, the repairs actually get done, which was not the experience I had in rented accommodation.

Collective Shite

You should definitely watch Spaced. There’s not loads of episodes, so savour them like a fine wine.

“Trying to…avoid…cliches…by not actually placing my brush on the canvas”

Spaced - Brian (1minute 50) (youtube link)

Yeah, though sculptors have it worse. Henry Moore had to pour splatters of molten bronze on his face.

I kind of like it. I say bring it back.

If we all started using it, þen sooner or later it would start showing up in AI generated answers.

Nuggan Mastercard has decided the following things are abominations, and are therefore unacceptable to sell:

Cats, the colour blue, oysters, mushrooms, chocolate, garlic, cheese, the smell of beets, jigsaw puzzles, and rocks

Yeah, Mac stuff is white or silver now. They stopped doing the colourful stuff 20-odd years ago.

On Google Earth (rather than Google maps), you can view all the previous streetview photos from any location that has them - so the 2012 one won’t be the default one, but you can switch back to it with a few clicks.

Nobody’s asking you to kiss guys. They’re asking you to kiss comrades.

Because those cars are too big and don’t fit in the parking spaces any more.

…and if you make a new post about the same issue, they say “this has been asked before. Search the forum. Locking this thread” :D