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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago

A Minnesota man

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A Minnesota man

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago
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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/61282014

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  • bridgeburner@lemmy.world
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    Bit off-topic, but I find it fascinating that in most societies there is a right to live, but no right to die. Like I can’t just walk into a pharmacy and buy something that kills me. I mean, sure, you could OD on stuff, but u can’t buy something that is specifically made to kill u (as painless as possible).

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      in most societies there is a right to live

      Is there? Seems like a pay-to-win system.

      Like I can’t just walk into a pharmacy and buy something that kills me.

      You absolutely can, it just won’t be a fun way to go.

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      Given that those who want to end their lives are usually in a mentally unsound frame of mind, that may be for the best. I agree that there should be exceptions for those that suffer from chronic and lifelong conditions with no hope of improvement, however.

  • MochiGoesMeow@lemmy.zip
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    Thats amazing. Sounds like a great time.

  • kirop@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Interesting

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Florida Man out here doing this every day of his life

  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I’ve said to my partner several times that as soon as I lose cognitive ability just to kill me.

    No one needs that burden and I’d rather her get all my savings, rather than an old people’s home

    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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      It won’t happen all at once. There will be some last part of you that she won’t want to lose.

    • Therumisgone@lemmy.world
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      How would she get an old people’s home?

      • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Ah fuck I missed some words

  • LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    That’s the face of a man with no regrets.

  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
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    9 hours ago

    The crime was that the nursing home couldn’t bill for that time

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    Meth is never blue, if that’s the actual baggie then people are adding food coloring to meth to make it look like Breaking Bad lol

    • Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca
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      I think there was an episode of attack of the show that brought up dealers were selling meth dyed blue because of the show and how you dont think of meth users as people who would care about the colour. If it was a different show I apologize.

    • FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works
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      True, but doesnt mean it never happens

  • MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world
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    What was he arrested for?

    • regdog@lemmy.world
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      Sexy

  • raman_klogius@ani.social
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    If he’s not treated like a king in prison idk what’s wrong with people

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      In prison? This man deserves a fucking statue, and that we do the same to him when it’s his time to go, send him off with the party of his lifetime.

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        He was sentenced to 3 years.

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    Once my memory starts to go, I want to be sat down in front of a (cooked) frozen pizza, outside if summer, and once I’m 3/4 done with the pizza, I want someone shoot me in the head from behind. (.22 is enough if not shot “straight”, nothing fancy needed.)

    No funeral, just burn me and dumb the remains into the river I grew up next to. Or heck, unmarked grave in the forest is okay too, don’t know how shitty this world turns.

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      Sign up for organ donation at least

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        In my country you gotta sign to get out of that! (Also, if I live so old my memory leaks, don’t know if my organs are any good.)

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      There should be ONE slice of pineapple on the pizza, and once you’re ready to go, you bite the pineapple.

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      Do you want the pizza to be Tombstone® brand?

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        Lol, not sold in my country but that would be great :D

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      When I die put my bones in an empty street
      To remind me of how it used to be
      Don’t write my name on a stone
      Bring a Coleman lantern and the radio
      Cleveland game and two fishing poles
      And watch with me from the shore
      Ghostly steel and iron ore ships coming home

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG6gpwYH1DM

      Made me think of this. Apologies in advance. Now to find a distraction from the melancholy it always elicits.

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    Consensual? She was in her right mind? I don’t see a problem here. Ride that demon to Hell, you beautiful b.

    To die the way we want is a right.

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      What if that was her wish when she was not in her right mind? Terminally I’ll people have the right to live in the moment instead of being tied to the death bed.

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    Fuck yeah 🤘 we should all be so lucky to have someone help us end on a high note.

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      On a HIGH note. I see what you did there…

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    What a legend. The both of them.

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      Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was…… wonderful.

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