Once my memory starts to go, I want to be sat down in front of a (cooked) frozen pizza, outside if summer, and once I’m 3/4 done with the pizza, I want someone shoot me in the head from behind. (.22 is enough if not shot “straight”, nothing fancy needed.)
No funeral, just burn me and dumb the remains into the river I grew up next to. Or heck, unmarked grave in the forest is okay too, don’t know how shitty this world turns.
When I die put my bones in an empty street
To remind me of how it used to be
Don’t write my name on a stone
Bring a Coleman lantern and the radio
Cleveland game and two fishing poles
And watch with me from the shore
Ghostly steel and iron ore ships coming home
Once my memory starts to go, I want to be sat down in front of a (cooked) frozen pizza, outside if summer, and once I’m 3/4 done with the pizza, I want someone shoot me in the head from behind. (.22 is enough if not shot “straight”, nothing fancy needed.)
No funeral, just burn me and dumb the remains into the river I grew up next to. Or heck, unmarked grave in the forest is okay too, don’t know how shitty this world turns.
Sign up for organ donation at least
In my country you gotta sign to get out of that! (Also, if I live so old my memory leaks, don’t know if my organs are any good.)
There should be ONE slice of pineapple on the pizza, and once you’re ready to go, you bite the pineapple.
Do you want the pizza to be Tombstone® brand?
Lol, not sold in my country but that would be great :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG6gpwYH1DM
Made me think of this. Apologies in advance. Now to find a distraction from the melancholy it always elicits.