Is this the stock price for Pork Futures?
You would have to be a fucking idiot not to buy here… the pattern is so ovious
When time is being manipulated and it’s not you doing it… a time traveller is profitting off the stock market. SELL!
It’s doing a loopity-loop, it’s time to sell, then buy again when it finishes.
Honestly this makes as much sense as what the market is actually doing.
“It’s possible that we are in a completely fraudulent system.”
I’m a bit more of a risk adverse investor, but I buy both low and high, so I can diversify and normalize losses and gains as they re-converge.
Do this:
Hope this helps!
A barrel roll!
Just don’t pee on the way up, or going back around is gonna be even messier than it ought to.
Pfft. Learn to time travel n00b. Skill issue.
Multiverse travel. The timeline shows very different results ocurring but there’s no z-axis to show us where they occur.
One day we’ll figure out the mysteries of the stockmos…
stonks
Short yesterday
Instead of buying and selling futures you have to get into the pasts market.
Maybe a CRT monitor and a big magnet?
You gotta invest in those countries that already have experience in upside down, like Australia
Instructions unclear, invested in Hawkins, Indiana.
And don’t say “turn your piss into gold” because it’s sold out already.
You snooze, you lose. Better luck in the next economic crisis!
This is what would display if someone vibe-coded a dashboard.
If you see a ticker board like that, wake up. Or actually don’t. Use it as a trigger to know you’re dreaming and have a nice lucid dream.
