I got to work with that guy on set of a show. He was super cool and down to earth. Wouldn’t stop preaching about diabetes but he was cool.
DIABIDUS!!!
One of my patients almost died from acute onset pancreatitis after eating 4 pounds of fudge in one sitting, so this could be a trick question.
That is some dedication to finishing that fudge. Holy shit
Are we talking about American candy bars or European candy bars? … because if it’s in Texas, the child is going to have instant diabetes and will probably lose both their feet … if it’s in Switzerland, they’ll probably break their fingers trying to snap that many Toblerone bars
The tips of those toblerones will probably pierce their intestines
For any young’uns out there who don’t get the reference, the answer is, “diabeetus.”
I still see him in the shack in Antarctica claiming to be all better now.
