And if he does … why? What does he do with it? As the single existence in the universe before genesis. Its a sexual organ. Who/what does he have sex with? Does god masturbate all day?
Very close, she was a caananite goddess, which is where Israel/Palestine would be today. She was the consort of Yahweh historically, but very infrequently mentioned in the Tanakh. There are a lot of theories about her being edited out when judaism became a monotheistic religion. Not a lot of that supported in history, which obviously would happen if she was edited out and many of the previous copies were destroyed. Either way, fun conspiracy theory.
Image search “Yahweh and his Asherah”. Back when he was chill, Him and his best bud barely had a complete outfit between them. (Then his gf/sis ran off with his buddy, and the rest is human history /jk.)
“If Man is made in God’s image, does that mean God has a functioning penis?” is a fun question to ask biblical literalists.
Great, now im thinking about god’s hot juicy cock again
„again“? 😂
And a bellybutton
Which implies that god was birthed
So, by whom?
A big fat giant turtle, man.
Careful of those elephants, though. They have a temper
According to the theology of some Christian denominations (I can’t remember which, exactly), the answer is yes.
Can God create a penis so heavy he can’t lift it?
How do you think I got this hawg?
There’s a much better question to be asked about such a particular organ. :D
And the answer, for me (for humans), is no.
And if he does … why? What does he do with it? As the single existence in the universe before genesis. Its a sexual organ. Who/what does he have sex with? Does god masturbate all day?
He just uses his alt-account Zeus and
He has sex with Asherah. They crested other gods together.
Sound Old Testamenty?
Very close, she was a caananite goddess, which is where Israel/Palestine would be today. She was the consort of Yahweh historically, but very infrequently mentioned in the Tanakh. There are a lot of theories about her being edited out when judaism became a monotheistic religion. Not a lot of that supported in history, which obviously would happen if she was edited out and many of the previous copies were destroyed. Either way, fun conspiracy theory.
https://brewminate.com/asherah-ancient-canaanite-mother-goddess-consort-to-yahweh/
As a God’s image, I know that he masturbates all day every day.
Was that not what manna was in the Old Testament? Drops of “Oh Yeahway”?
God, can’t we PLEASE eat something else for once!?
“lol no look out here cums more”
Image search “Yahweh and his Asherah”. Back when he was chill, Him and his best bud barely had a complete outfit between them. (Then his gf/sis ran off with his buddy, and the rest is human history /jk.)