They’re so old and out of touch they don’t even realize the burgers aren’t flipped anymore, they’re cooked on both sides at once.
Yeah in fast food restaurants. If you go to an actual sit down restaurant the patties are grilled on a flat top or an open flame grill.
I want the 2022 job market back
That’s why white people don’t work fast food any more. They underpay immigrants, who are then forced to live 10 to a house and white people complain about that too.
(I am a white person)
About a third to a half of the fast food workers near me are black Americans.
This is also disproportionately high for our area.
What? Capitalism created an oppressed underclass that got trapped in menial labor?
Damn dude, why are you doing these things??
2026: What do you mean AI can flip the burgers but not buy them?!
Fuck corporations
Good Burger. Welcome to the Good Burger. How may I take your order?
“Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?”
It’s been 29 years. Bound to misremember something.
I do it all the time! That quote’s just seared into my brain.
Do you remember what your father looks like?
Every time I shave.
For now, at least!
2026: The bombs have fallen, at least I have access to boxes of frozen patties, for as long as they last.
Exactly this.
burgers make the world spin
I like flipping burgers so much I usually do it for free! Also I didn’t go to college. I’m doing ok though.
