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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Hottest thing ever

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Hottest thing ever

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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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      Bonk!

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    Legit know bi guys that go wild for this.

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      Can confirm

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    these jokes never hit when Polyamorous

    all I can think is, take a shower I guess then all is chill

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      Knowing a couple different polycules but not being in that community myself, I now think of these things much differently and sometimes completely miss the point they are trying to make and just think it’s a happy thought they are sharing instead of trying justv celebrating shitty behavior.

      And let me tell you how many wonderfully bewildered looks I get when it’s a person who is saying it in front of me and my reaction is completely different then they are expecting

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        I’m having trouble understanding this comment. Mind elaborating?

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          Some people are into it

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          Processing it through another filter, they see the idea more as an enjoyable consenting event rather than something done behind the back of an unaware partner.

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          They’re saying they interpret the post as a consensual act between three people instead of a joke about cheating. They’re saying they see comments about things like this and often interpret it like that and others are shocked because they think it’s a positive reaction to cheating.

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          I can but I’ll need some help. Where did we go off the rails, or how if that’s easier to answer

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      take a shower i guess

      You misunderstand,

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    Aight I’m out

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      nice, sloppy seconds

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    All meat needs seasoning 🤷🏻‍♂️

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      Hot

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        I think so too 🤝

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    Sounds like you know exactly what his wife’s pussy tastes like (you can tell it from the taste of other pussies).

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    Usually he sucks my dick.

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    … because she’s in bed with you

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    Puss dickin

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