I tried to confirm this, but after throwing a plastic plate on the floor, it’s NOT like it was before.
It now has a cat sitting on it.
Tell the plate “you’re welcome”
So you’re saying all I have to do of apologize to someone, and then a cat will appear and sit on my lap, got it.
He’s saying if you pet the pussy your apology might move her.
I’m saying if you hurt your partner and then go to apologize, they might already have a pussy sitting on them.
I mean, MROWWW, but it’s really not worth it hurting my partner for it.
Shit, I have ceramic plates and those things are also sturdy as hell. I’d have to slam them into the ground to break them not just drop 'em.
Meanwhile, Corelle enjoyers:

Love my Corelle!
Theres still like a 10% chance of shattered ime
Yeah, but it’s still way better than plastic.
For being shatter proof? Nah. In every other way? Absolutely.
Suits the heart full of microplastics
somehow i feel i should say something about how plastics is a very good material after all, even though people keep calling it “cheap”.
spoiler
in similar news, “easy” girls have always been the best in my life experience. :-)
Say it was paper to avoid the microplasticspastics
A lot of modern “plastic” plates are actually made of a straw composite.
😒 even “paper” plates have plastics in them now.






