5’7", fat thighs and a 4x4 hose here, looks like it’s a buttplug
No one gonna mention Sabrina Carpet
she was originally going to go by that name but thought everyone would walk all over her
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Wow, good thing she saw that ahead of time. She really know how to build a fanbase. She sure measures up to their expectations and stays on the level.
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It really ties the room together.
Does that make you uncomfortable Jeffery? Vagina.
I’m 12" what is this?
I’m so confused. Why would a microphone need you to be 6’1? How does that even relate?
The joke is that his search history is curated to be a green flag for women, and he’s dropping his height because a lot of women like tall men.
because you need to reach up to it
I tried to teach my nephew that the voice search button on his parent’s TV Remote is for idiots. Only idiots use that.
That feature unlocks when you become at least 2.2 bald eagles tall.
Bald eagles are an archaic measure, we use big macs these days
