It’s not a DP, It’s one overweight guy lying on his back and his partner, another dude, bringing the tip of his dick down to the first guy’s tip. When they’re ready one of their dicks will open up to receive the other.
DP for Jesus.
Jesus is the other guy.
I really want this to be real
Ok, but what the fuck is it supposed to be?
The Holey Spirit
Two holes.
DOUBLE PENETRATION
It can basically only be that. I’m going to believe it’s an edit until proven otherwise.
Stained glass version of Jesus and the Phallus-ees.
Church trying new things to get more parishioners
Not anything new for Christianity, pedo priests have been doing this for hundreds of years.
Maybe an edit?
Probably AI, the bride’s arm is sus, the altar furniture too (central pedestal with very narrow support, likely hallucinated to match table legs) and the stained glass is divided into uneven 4x4 segments with lines that are thinner than the design’s, which is unusual (and the dye blotches appear to “seep” between panels, you’d expect them to not correlate because the panels are made separately: the whole reason for panellation is kiln size). Also, no other images of this stained glass exist online, apparently, and it has been posted to some “cursed AI” groups.
I’m curious what the prompt was to create this, though
AI can stylize simple drawings so turning an MSPaint line/circle/curve tool creation into such a stained glass pic is easy. That can be composited with conventional tools (chroma keying) or AI on an existing photo if the original is close to solid color, or on an AI-generated one explicitly prompted with solid color. This process does not involve “dirty-worded” prompts so it can be done with commercial AI without triggering guideline violations. But that’s how I’d do it if I was tasked to make this with AI, and since I don’t use it I’m not well aware of current capabilities, maybe there are some services that can do it in one prompt.
Yeah I’m convinced it can be done, but the stained glass is very abstract and I was wondering what it took to have a LLM generate that.
But it could be quite banal, indeed, that the art pre existed and was pasted in, like the other commenter saying that he recognized the artwork from before.
I’m also curious why the entire scene is on a Dutch angle, but that’s probably a bit of hallucination too.
This image might be AI but that glass window design is way older than AI image generation. Remember seeing it over a decade ago.
was about to say: i remember this image from about 10 years ago…well before AI!
Definitely AI.
Man, if I ask one of them AI chat programs for a stained glass sex act, I’m getting an account termination warning
Did someone really sign up for a sketchy porn AI generator to make this
There are local AI image generation options. I don’t use AI so IDK if they’re this good but there’s plenty of wedding photos to train on.

Not really subtle at all
I don’t want to go to church!
I guess the Best Man really is the best man.










