This reminds me of a joke I first heard when W. Bush was president:
In a traffic jam, a group of people go from car to car and say: Some terrorists kidnapped the president and said, they will douse him with gasoline and put him on fire if they don’t get a million dollars. So we are collecting donations. – Ok, so how much do people tend to give? – About a gallon or two.
The White House, ten minutes later…
I’m starting a gofundme for the ninjas to support them during this trying time.
If everyone chips in $5, we can make the world a better place.
This isn’t based on the news cycle isn’t it?
Disappoint.
Japan’s government loves fascism, they’re not gonna be sending over any ninjas to abduct him.
Trump: I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!
Ninja: He just fucking shit his pants. It smells like rotten ketchup, we gotta get outta here!
Oh no! Now he’s smearing it out over his face!
The President is a Bad Dude. And not in the slang way that means good.
They’ll never get the smell out of their clothes.
Are you a bad enough dude to just walk away and let them keep him?
Based Dudes
Good dudes
