Imagine dragging that Leviathan around
Which means it could wrap around the equator of the earth around 1.36 times. The needlest of needle dicks, just a coiled up string in your pants.
That would make long distance relationships easier.
And harder.
I’m sorry if somebody’s dick crosses my lawn, I’m just gonna get out the weed whacker and get rid of it.
That’s fair. I respect that.
Pretty sure that just creates a new dick.
itlc creates two new dicks!
Highly invasive species, these Jörmungandr penises.
Assuming the pre-surgery length was something normal (making it a rounding error from this point on) and the average 3.5" long flaccid penis takes 130 mL of blood to achieve a 5.17" erection (4.59" in circumference), those extra ~2.1 billion inches would require 5.4 million-ish liters of blood to fill. If those are 2.1 billion flaccid inches, call it about 8 million liters.
Average total blood volume for an adult human is 4.5 to 5.6 liters so we’re going to need more. An Olympic swimming pool is 50x25 meters with a minimum depth of 2 meters. That’s 2.5 million liters. It’ll take two of those full of blood and a little extra to get things up and running.
Somewhere in that ballpark anyway, I think. Don’t rely on this for medical purposes. Average dick-mensions and pool specifications from Wikipedia, blood fill numbers from a Healthline article.
5.17 is the new average? I remember decades ago it was 6. It’s been slightly lowered every couple years. Science is making me feel better one update at a time
A lot of studies regarding penis length are self-reported. So basically subtract an inch from the results and you get a more accurate picture.
It’s also why countries that censor genitals in porn report smaller penises than countries where the race of the local population is heavily fetishized wrt. supposed “big dicks”. When actually measuring, all those differences become smaller than is statistically relevant.
You get a boner and die.
Nah, you build up to that over several years.
Huge if true
True if huge.
Every time he gets an erection, NASA tries to use it to lift supplies to the ISS.
Int underflow, but with a signed int32
So achtually -1 "
-2,147,483,649, actually. A signed int32 can represent -1 just fine.
Yeah, unsigned ofc.
Unsigned jumps from 0 to 4,294,967,295. An overflow won’t get you to 2,147,483,647 unless you have a 31-bit uint for some reason.
Having integers with amount of bits indivisible by 2, let alone 8, is a nice feature to have in a language, I deed
int a:7;
IIRC (C/C++). But doesn’t overflow as you’d expect.
Man I thought I had it rough when my hotdog lands in the toilet water
53.34Mm for the correct standard using amongst y’all.
Inches makes it seem more impressive than it is–that’s like only around 30 miles or so.
Uh… By my calculations, it’s ~34,000 miles. Enough to go all the way around the world about one and a half times.
And, yeah, I’m going to say that’s fairly impressive. If you got the angle right, you could fuck yourself in the ass with it.
Additionally, if you get the angle right the other way you can knock geosynchronous satellites out of orbit. You could literally fuck DirecTV satellites.
I may have failed most of my math classes. But if you think about it, perhaps the classes failed me?
I mean, you could probably do that, but then once it gets hard, you’re gonna be catapulted halfway around the planet.
Cockapulted
If you got the angle right, you could fuck yourself in the ass with it.
Not without tearing out the front of you!
33,893.4 miles.
😉
You get used to it. Hang in there, I promise it gets better/easier.
I recently got addicted to this game, its so fun
Wow, that’s almost enough to get past your mom’s fat rolls!
Wtf
