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It could be 1 tube and worse positioning slide. So… all is fine.
Well they’re not just gonna discard the extra tube.
You want a genital tube, you’re gonna have to be happy with a butthole tube, or just one really long genital tube.
I like the way you think doug
worse positioning
Yeah, it wouldn’t be as steep - therefore less fun
I mean the ape dong slide and the Kong bunghole slide are both pretty bad, but if you enter through the mouth (or bobs) are they worse?
Someone build a scale model so we can learn
Grandma Kong was so embarrassed. Kids just didn’t understand that gravity affects us all differently.
I wish I had boba straw nipples.
Don’t let your dreams stay dreams. You’ll just need an unethical unlicensed plastic surgeon and I take payment in cheese
It could have been the arms. That would have worked.
Yeah I’m trying to think how you would “fix” this. Maybe put a faux-building around the tubes so you’re sliding down a toppling skyscraper?
At the risk of sounding too woke, he doesn’t need fixing. He’s perfect the way he is.
Activititties
Hahahahahahahaha
Once so mighty, but now undergoing a difficult retirement.
Titty Kong
That’s how my brain chose to read this
Oh no, it wasn’t the airplanes. It was
beautycomplications from tiddy slide surgery killed the beast.You can
milkslide down anything with nipples.Those slides make them look like extendotitties. Go go gadget boob slide or something
Kong Ko-Ko Kong Ko-Kong Ko-Kong Titty Titty (repeat)
Awoooogus!
