• FrChazzz@lemmus.org
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      7 hours ago

      I love that it generated the name “Juano.” That seems like a special kind of racist.

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    I also remember Jenny’s number, (867-5309) but I am unsure of the area code.

    I also recall Mike Jones’ phone number from 2005, (281-330-8004) which is apparently still his number.

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    I know this is a shitpost but serious question: does anyone know if when you go to jail they would help you out to get a phone number if you dont know. Like can one of them look at your phone to give you your mom’s number or something lol

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      It probably depends on your race and what mood the cop is in.

      But I would strongly advise against giving the police access to your unlocked phone after you’ve been arrested, unless your lawyer greenlights it.

      Best to memorize at least one phone number, or maybe keep a business card in your wallet.

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    UK answer is Hastings Insurance.

    OH EIGHT HUNDRED DOUBLE OHHHHH. TEN SIXTY SIX.

    Not sure if that even still exists. Haven’t heard anything since ditching TV about 20 years ago.

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    Only number I know by heart is my wife’s phone. She doesn’t answer 95% of the time, but she is a lawyer. So got that going lol

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      I have a structured settlement and I need cash now. Call JG Wentworth. 877-CASH-NOW

      They’ll buy your structured settlement on the cheap so that you get lump-sum cash. Then they collect the payout from the responsible party. It’s win-win for them.

      They also did debt relief stuff too, but as a kid, I only remember the structured settlement commercials.

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        To expand - a structured settlement is when you sue someone, and they settle out of court, but part of the settlement is that they pay out over time, not all of it immediately.