Why is it limited to only 100kph? I demand higher speed automobile defecation.
i want this, but also with a functionality to transform these resources into fuel
I can’t visualize the size of the cabin required for this seat. Will it also include a switch to make all of your windows opaque when you use it? This very much just feels like that episode of Doctor who where all those fuckers are stuck in traffic for their entire lives.
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I just want a small duct to an underbody venturi nozzle that gently evacuates farts
the smells, the sloshing, what could possibly go wrong?
Been doing it for years. You can poop and pee anywhere at any speed already.
WAY OF THE ROAD, BUBS
Fuckin way she goes, boys, fuckin way she goes.
speed maybe. but acceleration too?
what if you accelerate really hard backwards, can the dooky still exit?
My gut instinct is that the acceleration only makes it easier.
If you accelerate fast enough, it exits even faster.
Once this baby hits 88mph you’re going to see some serious shit.
That’s an untoppable comment. Don’t worry, I’ll wait.
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1CFmdBBnQd/
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1xa8i6/drive_by_shitting/
Raab himself did a good one but its gone fron the internet now. So mad I fell for the 'things on will be on the Internet forever" lie.
An untoppable comment?
You’ve legally smoked on an airplane haven’t you?
Yeah, like it can’t be consensually fucked in the ass, it’s untoppable. DoN’t WoRrY tHeY’lL wAiT
Clearly when Back to the Future came out, your mom wasn’t even born yet.
That quote waited 41 years for this post.
No no, I got it. It’s the untoppable part I don’t understand that’s all.
Like…poop? I get it. But obviously I’m the odd one out here if I’m getting downvoted, and that joke was actually uproariously hilarious 🤷♂️
Amazon drivers and truckers rejoice!
Oh yeah? Well, I’ve pooped at a significant fraction of the speed of sound
This is the innovation that deserves VC funding
Imagine taking a deuce then getting into a rollover accident immediately afterwards!
I feel like it wouldn’t be worse that getting into an accident and then… another accident.
Even just like… hitting a speed bump would be pretty bad.
wasn’t there an episode in which Karl Pilkington was going on and on about how practical it would be to have a toilet seat under the driver and Ricky Gervais was grilling him for it
edit, yes ☞ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub2aKk0OLuc : Karl Pilkignton and The Shit Car
podcasts (radio shows?) were much funnier without the animationCame here for this. Yes that visionary, KP, came up with this 20 years ago.
Always has been?
