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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago

hi🫶

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hi🫶

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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago
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  • IratePirate@feddit.org
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    Life when you start dating your sidequest instead of your mainquest. 😈

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    Feels like the main quest with how much I’ve been avoiding it

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      good, you’ll gain so many xp and skills from your other quests, that when you’re ready, the dating quests will be easier

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    Life when you fully understand gender and sexual orientation is a completely made up concept. You just need to be the true self and embrace that life is short and be confident to express your feelings.

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    Currently in the middle of a divorce and realizing this is this same exact thing. Finding a partner doesn’t improve your self worth, or value. It should compliment it.

    Whenever I start dating again I feel the stakes will be so much lower to find someone than when I found my soon to be ex. It might actually be a nice experience than a stressful one.

  • swagmoney@lemmy.ca
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    holy shit it’s violet.
    or an impersonator 🤔

    • VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      A screenshot of Gandalf from "The Return of the King" subtitled "authority is not given to you to deny the return of the queen"

    • violet08_@lemmy.worldOP
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      not an impersonator🥹

      • cannedtuna@lemmy.world
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        Welcome back. Was wondering what happened

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    You cannot love another if you don’t love yourself. The best is finding someone who wants to grow beyond their past hurts. Become better people. Together.

    Good luck all.

    Oops we are in shitposts not couple memes. I mean…

    The main quest is marriage. The side quest is eating strangers asses. Ive always gotten distracted dungeon crawling. 🫠

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      main quest is eating asses! banish this one to the hole!

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
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      Lmao @ dungeon crawling

      You are right, though. It’s not fair to any partner if you expect them to fulfill the hole in your emotional wellness. All you are doing is setting yourself up to be emotionally fragile and codependent on them.

      If you’re like me, you won’t listen to the information above, but I promise you that I learned this the hard way.

    • Town@lemmy.zip
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      Sides had it right this whole time…

  • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
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    You’re back!

  • slaacaa@lemmy.world
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    PvP

  • lime!@feddit.nu
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    wait did you get banned or something? isn’t this like the fourth account?

    • violet08_@lemmy.worldOP
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      3rd, to be specific.

      I was in the honeymoon phase with that Korean guy I mentioned, the one I moved in with after like a day of meeting. Did some traveling with him, so I went offline in general. Didn’t work out; felt both too shallow and too deep at the same time, so I broke it off.

      Took that solo trip I was talking about and am currently in Vietnam.

      • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
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        What the actual fuck is your life?

        • Ey ich frag doch nur@lemmy.world
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          Sir, this is a shitpost

      • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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        Neat

      • Lumisal@lemmy.world
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        felt both too shallow and too deep at the same time, so I broke it off.

        Ah, the ol’ tuna can size problem

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          Wtf did I do to you?

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            • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
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              Clearly not enough orgasms.

      • lime!@feddit.nu
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        nice! i’m glad you’re figuring things out. real lasting relationships usually take time to form, so it’s good to stick around people you like. nothing wrong with having a little fun along the way either.

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        Be careful out there, on your own and away from home. You don’t have your support network like you would at home (wherever that may be).

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    Welcome back! Missed your posts ❤️❤️

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    Wish I could figure out how to unlock the sidequest, oh well…

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