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SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago

An intelligence of pure malevolence.

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An intelligence of pure malevolence.

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SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago
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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    PC LOAD LETTER what the fuck does that mean >:(

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Technically, its not their fault, they were made that way and have no means of changing themselves…

    But that doesn’t change that they functionally are agents of evil.

    … They’re basically Orcs, but with even less agency.

  • youcantreadthis@quokk.au
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    Every printer is a fucking snitch.

    • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
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      I mean, color printers are with their yellow tracking dots.

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    Oh, you need to print a form before going to the airport because of some outdated entry requirement? Sure, I will jam the paper 3 times, ask for a magenta cartridge after failing printing, even if you are printing black only, and then i will ask to sacrifice your first born when you are getting desperate to print and leave!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    7 hours ago

    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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      Goddamn it feels good to be a gansta.

      Pee Cee Load Letter?! What the fuck does that mean?!

    • youcantreadthis@quokk.au
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      Like that fucking snitch deserves.

  • Missmuffet@lemmy.world
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    Not mine, its from the 90s and i wish to be buried with it

    • qupada@fedia.io
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      Bold of you to assume you’re going to be the one to outlive a 90s printer.

      • bearoftheisle@europe.pub
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        Nah it’s like how some cultures used to bury live servants with their masters when the master died. Pretty greedy tbh, that printer could serve generations after them

      • SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I don’t see that assumption though.

    • Rhaedas@fedia.io
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      I wish I still had my Okidata printer I used with my C-64. Yes, it’s dot matrix and slow, but it knew its job and did it well. Same with our later HP 5P. Solid. What the hell happened, HP?

  • raman_klogius@ani.social
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    They were forged in the evil foundries of Hewlett-Packard

  • darthelmet@lemmy.world
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    I’m also pretty sure that cats understand human languages and just choose to ignore us most of the time.

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    still not the printers themselves but the horrible people behind them.

  • Die Mart Die@sh.itjust.works
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    Just read that (at least 3D) printers will become even more evil

    (seriously, lol, or should I say, lmao, at whoever thought about doing this kind of shit unironically)

  • Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org
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    It’s not the printers themselves that are evil. They were just made this way by their overlords.

  • FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca
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    They’re just proto-Daleks, everybody knows this.

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    I have had exactly zero problems with the two Brother laser printers I’ve owned for the last 20 years.

    • tyler@programming.dev
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      I haven’t had problems with printers on Linux or Mac. Literally just windows that is shit honestly.

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