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Gonzako@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Blood has a stickiness so the trolly has a better chance to make it through the loop when it crushes the people first.

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    I would definitely pull the lever, it looks like AI designed the track to crash into itself. Is this how AI will save the world, through it’s own incompetence? 😝

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    Fun fact: Jackie Chan’s parents named him that because his dad ran a porn website similar to 4chan called Jacky Chan in the 1950s before anyone even knew the Internet was possible. Truly a family ahead of the times. It’s a shame he went on to be a successful movie star.

    • expatriado@lemmy.world
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      21 hours ago

      business was tough, had to close shop multiple times, but with perseverance kept trying, hence 1chan, 2chan, 3chan, and so forth

    • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works
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      Real answer, his original name was chang kong sang, which means born in Hong Kong

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      19 hours ago

      Are you sure it wasnt just a site with a load of webs in it

  • Shaper@lemmy.world
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    I’d pull the lever cause it’s going to derail on that u-turn for sure

    • da_cow (she/her)@feddit.org
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      Very optimistic, that it will even make it through the loop.

  • SillyDude@lemmy.zip
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    20 hours ago

    I’d haunt you and your ancestors for a thousand years if your bitch ass didn’t pull that lever and let me die without seeing some sick ass shit.

  • altphoto@lemmy.today
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    Yes! The trolley would get stuck on the way down as it hits the first set of rails.

  • sompreno@lemmy.zip
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    21 hours ago

    There’s always a chance it doesn’t clear the loop

    • Diddlydee@feddit.uk
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      That is a very high chance based on what we see, given that it is physically too large to make it.

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        Nah the loop is further away so the trolly is gonna be smaller by the time it gets there.

        • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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          This is how physics work.

    • PodPerson@lemmy.zip
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      19 hours ago

      Is there a chance the track could bend?

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        There’s a chance of anything at any time.

        For example, yesterday there were tornados here. A lot of people lost power. I live in an apartment building.

        Floors 1-4 have power. Floors 5-7 no power. I can’t explain HOW that’s possible, but clearly there was a chance.

  • Mayor Poopington@sh.itjust.works
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    21 hours ago

    Shit, that would give me enough time to dive on the tracks right in front of the 5 people

    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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      Get in line buddy

      • Oxysis/Oxy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        That’s what they are doing

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    Seems unethical not to.

  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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    14 hours ago

    Do a kickflip!

  • altasshet@lemmy.ca
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    19 hours ago

    Bad viewing angle though.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      Not for the people watching at home on pay per view!

  • mgenehoffman@sh.itjust.works
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    Hell yeah loop de loop

  • Gork@sopuli.xyz
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    Hell yeah 😎

  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    21 hours ago

    In the words of Kite Man, “Hell yeah!”

  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world
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    Also Builds momentum meaning their death is over quicker.

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      Loops take momentum, they don’t add it. But I also don’t want to be called a physics nerd and get my lunch money stolen.

      • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world
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        ur right ur right, i was being videogame brained.

        The loop and the many little turns may reduce momentum enough to save some people, depending on how fast the trolley was already going

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