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Remember to first bring stuff to room temperature
It’s because only psychos put a space in butthole!
6 scoops of metamucil will take care of that for you
“What am I, the butthole repair man?”
I’m from the internet, do NOT use a lightbulb.
Or a jar…
Om nom nom nom no-O*O
Corn!
Fingers is the easiest way. Just make sure to use lube.
no lube. is lard or Crisco acceptable?
peenut butter
Just eat a lot… problem solved!
Prunes work best
Lemmy: “have you heard about our lord and savior, beans?”
Eat a lot and don’t poop, hold it tight.
Gotta yoyo that bitch
I’m still learning
Dead in car crash doing 80 over the limit?
Probably couldn’t get away from his wife.
Relevant username?
