Sure, blame the birds
Makes the groundskeepers look less suspicious
True shitpost
We all know this is pronounced bird-cocky, and not bird-cake.
Bird-kaka
This is an extremely impressive amount of low and high brow comedy in one sentence. Don’t ever forget you did this, it’s the pinnacle.
How are the boobs not shiny from people touching them, it must be pretty new as I’m absolutely sure most people of all ages and genders would at least give them a palming.
I don’t want to touch boobies if they are covered in bird droppings.
Yeah, err, me too. That would be, ermm, horrible.
Anyways I’ve go to go to…my bedroom…for definitely non bird poop boobsy things and stuff!!!
You underestimate the sucking
They’re designed for it, brother
Maybe the birds got there first
I believe its a stone sculpture? not totally sure though
Looks like bronze (on a stone plinth)
pookake
Kusokakke
Peakake
Birdshot
Birds?
Chaps
Craps*
