I read it like it sounds. Like “Sputnik”, but Slrpnk.
Slurp NK (North Korea)
At first glance my mind always replaces the r with a c and I think we’re talking about the 1998 classic SLC Punk.
I keep reading it as “slurp-ink,” personally.
For me, it’s “Slurpnik”. You’ll have to ask Vlad or Igor what it means, I guess.
Same, I keep imagining it as some variation on ‘beatnik’.
Slurp ink

Slur pink
“slurp ink motherfucker” sounds like what an octopus says when you piss it off.
Is it the same people that pronounce SQL as “sequel”?
I spent 20 years working as a sys admin, moving to new offices around the globe every few years. No matter which country I worked in, every single sys admin I’ve ever worked with always pronounced it “sequel.” I’ve never met anyone in real life who spelled out the letters when speaking it.
Wait, do you actually say the letters every time? Just think of how many syllables you’ve wasted in aggregate over the years!
I usually just don’t talk, that saves even more syllables
<nods>
Squeeeeel for me
When it’s obviously “school?”
you mean it’s not ‘squeal’?
I think you mean “ass quail”
Someone on here the other day said it’s actually squirrel
I pronounce it squill
slurp nuke
I’ve been reading it as Slur Punk. Still not as bad as reading CNT-FAI as Cunt Fay.
slrpnk.net mentioned
My first Fediverse instance!
You mean it’s not SLR punk, in reference to the cameras?
It’s always been “slur punk” for me XD
I keep accidentally seeing “shipwreck.”
Doesn’t work because only vowels are removed. For slurp neck to work it’d need to be slrpnck. You know, with a C!
tsk.
Shoddy memeing from someone named @[email protected]
slur punk?
Would listen.
Slorp ank
I always read it as “s-l-r-p- oh fuck it, whatever, what a fucking random ass name is that”














