This should be (and likely is) on c/antiquememesroadshow, I’m pretty sure this meme should be old enough to drink everywhere but the US.
“Hast thine a record of regicide?”
*hast thou
Art thou a grammar witch??!?
She turned me in to a newt!
Not even a trebuchet, why don’t you just buy your attacker a longer range weapon and ask them to use it on you? Save yourself some money
No one thinks they need a trebuchet until the day comes that laying siege to the Dairy Queen is the only way you can get them to properly make your Heath Bar Blizzard.
Is that a trebuchet or is that the inferior *shudder* catapult?
Honestly couldn’t tell ya. All I know is they keep screwing up my blizzard. 😡
Imagine medieval YouTube. It must have just been trebuchet fail compilation videos
Im sure it would have much more gory shit than that.
The tech bros’ mansions might be all kitted up with cameras, sensors, bulletproof windows and armed guards. But are they ready for three trebuchets? I think not.
I shall keep it next to my giant wooden rabbit.
Yeah, but do they have beef jerky, ninja stars, lingerie, and porn (edit: and fireworks, always fireworks)? if not, our Ohio rural highway off ramp stores are still better stocked for the apocalypse lol
I’d bet they have jerky, and possibly the ninja stars.
Theyve got the ninja stars and lingerie, the rest you’ll have to make yourself. Personally I’m going to settle for deer jerky
yeah, the price of beef jerky is insane! which reminds me, i need to pick up some meat for my dehydrator to make some of my own.
Cool, I’ll take an ottoman style cannon. The seige of Constantinople was still medieval even if it was the last thing to be medieval.
Can a trebuchet shot penetrate a modern billionaire’s prepper bunker?
Imagine if there was a revolution and this old stuff was utilized with current tech as well.
Grond will breach it. Bring up the wolf’s head!
When I was a child I was really obsessed with that damn battering ram just because of the Rankin & Bass film it appeared in.
I brought the VHS to my afterschool program to make my classmates watch it against their will (a thing we took turns doing on Thursdays) but the runtime was longer that the duration of the school program. I had to fast forward to the scene to make my classmates see Grond smash the gates of Minas Tyrith right before my mother picked me up to go home. It was a stressful few minutes.
Where there’s a whip there’s a way.
No background checks is right up my alley because my dentist says I suffer from one of the following:
A) physical acceleration
B) debilitating Bananadine and peanut skin addiction
C) mental retardation
D) melamine poisoning
Why did Melanie poison you?
Oh so you do know her? We call her melamine Melanie because her breast milk is full of melamine, and boy did I ever drink that stuff up.
Heard she got banned from care.com for that shit.
Yeah it’s unfortunate, she’s stuck working out of care.tripod.com/angelfire-geocities/melamine-tits.html now but hopefully she’s done well for herself
These bailouts for the oil industry are getting ridiculous.
Gimmie some of that Food Club cola
