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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago
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    1 hour ago

    Mike is probably 35 or something…

  • Granbo's Holy Hotrod@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    The sandwich shop I went to for lunch had the same vibe. 'sorry we dont have enough employees, be patient ’

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    Marky got with Sharon, Sharon got Cherese

    She was sharing Sharon’s outlook on the topic of disease

    Mikey had a facial scar and Bobby was a racist

    They were all in love with dyin’, they were doing it in Texas

    • phar@lemmy.world
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      lol all this time I thought it was They were all in live with Di. As in princess Diana

      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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        It could have been a pun. Dying / Diane, but she wasn’t killed until a year after the song released.

        • db2@lemmy.world
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          That tracks though, she was a celebrity. If she weren’t she wouldn’t have died in a car crash trying to get away from paparazzi a year later.

  • vathecka@lemmy.radio
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    9 hours ago

    Didnt even bother to perspective correct the text lol

    • BooBees@fedinsfw.app
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      6 hours ago

      Sorry to our valued meme yoinkers

  • restingOface@quokk.au
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    9 hours ago

    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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      7 hours ago

      I was told “language evolves” and this conjugation is legit. I can’t agree, but got ripped apart asking what the fuck a guy said with “it don’t even got no sign”…

      • ExplosiveLynx@lemmy.world
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        Probably because you were being deliberately obtuse. That’s completely understandable English.

        • thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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          5 hours ago

          I can’t understand you

          • restingOface@quokk.au
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            2 hours ago

            u wot m8?

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    9 hours ago

    Plot twist: Chris and Debra didn’t actually hook up. She got it from a vanilla shake Chris made for her.

    You’re sick, Chris. You want to get written up again?

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      Bullshit. Those shake machines never work.

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  • Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca
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    nah, sign should read we DONT value the customers…repeat, customers are stupid and love being abused.

    • huppakee@lemmy.world
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      In my experience the employees do sometimes value customers. Especially when the place is empty they seem to be happy someone is ordering something and they can do something for 30 sec.

    • fartographer@lemmy.world
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      I TOLD YOU TO SPIT IN MY MOUTH, NOT MY BIG MAC!

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        You can spit in my mouth and my big mac honey.

  • gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    That “though” tho

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