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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago

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  • RacerX@lemmy.zip
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    You can accidentally make a person, but you can’t accidentally make a pizza.

  • sangeteria@lemmy.ml
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    It’s never happened to me yet 😩 I’ll keep breeding men and I’ll lyk if anything changes

  • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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    Fake news. I’ve been having sex with dudes for a long time, ain’t never had a baby popping out of either of our butts.

    • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
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      You have to buttplug it for 9 months afterwards or it won’t work

    • Sarah Valentine (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Well duhhh, when guys do it you have to pee in his balls to get him pregnant!

      • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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        Dangerops, prangent sex

      • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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        So that is what cock vore is for…

        takes notes

        • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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          Excuse me…a WHAT.

          • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social
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            Just google it, I’m sure it’ll be fine.

            • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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              I know what it is! I’m just surprised (and being obtuse on purpose).

              I mastered vore.

  • mimic_kry@sh.itjust.works
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    Wtf is sex

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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      You may be more familiar with the clinical name, Crotch Lego

    • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
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      Well two people get naked and rub their genitals together. Fluids spill out. Sometimes thick chunky ropes shoot into a baby making hole and it makes a baby. Sometimes fluids go in other holes or externally on body parts and you need a towel.

      • mimic_kry@sh.itjust.works
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        Ha ha, very funny, everyone knows babies come from dumpsters

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Towel? Use your tongue.

    • YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world
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      You wouldn’t get it if I told you.

      • DagwoodIII@piefed.social
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        Subtle wordplay there…

  • lath@lemmy.world
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    I’ve recently come to understand that it’s more of a gacha loot box where traits from several generations are being rolled and the rarest rolls aren’t necessarily the best.

  • Tess@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    I can confirm this is true, I used to be one of those small persons.

  • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social
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    It’s just a video game breeding system. Like you’re trying to make the human with ideal stats by combining other humans’ stats. Funny that Real Life mimics video games like that; good thing there’s no single entity behind it, or Nintendo would sue.

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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      I have this great idea to breed perfect humans…

      /s please no lynch.

      • kamenlady@lemmy.world
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        hmmm

  • r00ty@kbin.life
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    People are still having sex, and nothing seems to stop them!

  • marcos@lemmy.world
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    Many people don’t believe in it. It’s easy to understand why.

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      The stork theory sounds pretty convincing once you look into it. I don’t say I belief in it. All I’m saying is don’t dismiss it hastily

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        I dunno what part the evolution deniers don’t believe in, but I imagine it’s more on the “combination of traits” one.

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          To be clear, I totally believe in evolution, I’m not crazy. I think storks evolved to bring children. There are many features of storks best explained that way. Do your own research

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    *I’ve heard tell

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    Nah, don’t believe it, it’s just a rumor. People are brought by storks.

    Sex is a myth, continue on, citizen.

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      No way your convincing me birds are real. Sheesh talk about trading one blind fold for another…

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