TOO BIG FOR YOUR CAT?!?
For some reason, my client messed up today and the images go with all the wrong posts. When I first say the image, it was a great moment:

this happens a lot with eternity but I forgot my log in details and have been too lazy to recover and try anything else even though I’ve been meaning to for so long now

Image of the cat.
Well done.
“Unused.”
“Cat won’t sniff at it since it was washed.”
This is S-tier trolling.
Not used - no one used it
Used - used
Unused - factory reset with minor wear and tear
mint - sprayed mint on it
marketplace logic
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Okay but why are his parents selling all his old stuff if he left for college? That seems kinda fucked up to me.
Did you not get the memo? In the US of A, your parents’ house is not your house. Some people literally evict their children because they’re not legally required to care for them anymore after 18.
Okay but “Can return if your cat shows no interest” is objectively excellent customer service
Sure, but cat interest is a moving, empty-headed target.
Ha silly thats one of those wine corks
I like that I can return it if its too big for my cat
Oh, that isn’t the only thing that wore off.







