…And here’s to the old olds.
bro, smokin 2 j’s to myself and thinking that i’m not about to create a goblin concoction of whatever i can toss in a bowl or eat straight from the jar, is downright silly. absolutely whimsical thinking. in a state like that, i’ll eat anything remotely edible
Hmmm… edibles
Just remember that not everyone reacts the same to substances. If it isn’t for you, then it isn’t for you.
Can it be for me then?
I don’t understand how you’re supposed to go to bed without eating a sandwich first, with a bunch of salty, crunchy chips, followed by something chocolatey, then a bunch of other stuff, oh shit, it’s 1:30 am, I have to go to bed…
I got this feeling inside
Can’t find no balance in my mind
I must be missing the point
I need a coffee and a jointImagine, that torch must smell.
Smoke 2 joints in the morning
Smoke 2 joints at night
Smoke 2 joints in the afternoon
Makes me feel alright…
I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints, then I smoke 2 joints.
I stopped smoking weed because my lady is super straight-edge no-nonsense etc. I got so fucking fat since then.
You fat push over, get out there and live your life, take a walk bra. Edited the word bro to bra ;)
Gotta get on Tony Two Joints’s level
Wouldn’t work for me, weed makes me hungry
The trick is to get healthy munchies.
Don’t get a pizza, get a grain bowl. Or a parfait. E’rybody loves parfait.
That’s what I mostly do but the issue is amount. Proper munchies will easily let me down an entire bag of nuts but that’s like a gazillion calories.
That’s not necessarily munchies…I did that once before I ever smoked, with a 1lb bag of almonds up all night cramming for finals in HS.
Really I didn’t intend to stay up all night studying…I spent most of the night trying to pass almond paste through my sphincter. And then sitting uncomfortably and tired through all the tests the next day.
I think that’s an anecdote more related to Binge Eating Disorder, which is often linked to ADHD.
While high on 420, I made the questionable choice to spend $100 on pizza. I later realized it wasn’t that bad of a choice after all, because I had leftovers for days
I’ve done the same with Chinese food. I fucking love Chinese food, and it leftovers really well.
someone should make a sub where the gimmick is that you can only post while high and we debate about random high thoughts
I thought that’s what we were already doing. Isn’t that what social media is for?
We could call it /c/treehouse
Treehouse is the name of a cyberspace hangout in the scifi series Otherland by Tad Williams, just popped back in my mind how good and more and more relevant that series is. Should give it a reread…
Oh, my daddy he once told me, “son, you be hard working man”
My mama she once told me, “son, you do the best you can”
But then one day I met a man who came up to me and said
“Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head”
I cannot just go to bed. I’m wired as fuck now.
You should smoke two joints.
SmOke tWo JoInTs : https://youtu.be/BbcHEZ9adkM
Here’s to you, Bradley
Possibly the oldest I’ve ever felt was realizing that the baby in the Santeria video is now in his thirties and the singer of the band
“I ain’t got no crystal ball”
It gets a lot worse when you saw those fuckers live in concert more than once, and now you’re wondering what that means about how old you are now…
Edit: I already went through a solid 10 years of trying to reconcile Bradley and the bands affect and influence on my personal heroin addiction. I think I finally came to terms with that around 2007 or so, a few years after I finally kicked
I took all of that very personally
Pool Shark hits real weird for you I bet
I smoke two joints before i smoke two joints
And then i smoke two more
I smoke two joints when I play video games and at every 10,000 points
I smoke two Joints
I never thought I’d see an America where weed was cheaper than food, but here we are.











